May 2013
bad-wolf-of-baskerville:
authocracy:
kingcheddarxvii:
do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”
…why is this so uplifting
I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.
urbantampon:
i am bed bath and beyond done with you right now
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
me on my period
me: touch me and DIE
me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
me: -cries for 3 hours-
me: oh my god i'm hungry
me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
me: -sneezes-
me: THE END IS HERE
comealongpie:
katnissandhermione:
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
this disturbed a lot more than it should
I hate my friends
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
chikixyuu:
don’t do drugs. do me do drugs and me. do drugs with me. and then do me.
